July 2010
June 2010
reblog if you can take your bra off with your...
showyourboners:
aviolentmonster:
okelay:
zocaria:
yourethebestkeptsecret:
picklesthepenguin:
-insany:
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
fuckyeahimablonde:
kindracantspell:
idroppedmypen:
rabbitinmytrousers:
undeadzombies:
faintsmiles:caitttt:calebrewster:lionheads:conorbennett:mitchellcornelius:(via kindracantspell)
fuckin’ skill. ha.
and i can take my panties off with...
20 Cute Things to do With a Date
vendaproibida:
konfusionwiithak:
shelreece:
Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as we both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of our favorite books
I’ll dress up as a ghost and you dress up us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees us,...
this is epic!
(from Queer As Folk)
Guy: Mind if I ask you a question, pastor?
Pastor: Please.
Guy: This book, you have to believe all of it, not some of it, right?
Pastor: That's right.
Guy: So, do you like shrimp?
Pastor: Well, as a matter of fact, I do.
Guy: Because in Leviticus, a few scriptures before that "man lying with man is an abomination", it also says it's an abomination to eat shellfish. And shrimp are shellfish, right?
Pastor: What's your point, man?
Guy: I believe the point is, if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock.
Pastor: Son, you need the Lord. You need to accept Jesus.
Guy: Oh, I accept Jesus. It's assholes like you that I have a problem with.
(via @nastyminx)
